Many moons ago, a disgruntled wizard created a dictionary featuring the REAL definitions and pronunciations of words. He kept his dictionary hidden from the general public for fear of ridicule from his ex-wife. After the wizard died of natural causes, he bequeathed to a hapless group of comedians, this sacred text. This group used magical crypto-currency mumbo jumbo to transform this sacred text into Own Every Word, an NFT project that allows one to own all words EVER CREATED. The most powerful comedians ever assembled created this collection of handcrafted 1-of-1 words, pronunciations, and descriptions that will be used in live comedy gameshows to win more NFTs. Owners will be eligible for comedy NFT drops, access to an exclusive community of Word Wizards, word games built using project NFTs, IRL events, and more fun surprises!