Security Public Relations Excuse Bingo
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It's secure
enough
for our
customers
If you hadn't
told anyone,
it would still
be secure
You're only
helping
the bad guys
Your privacy
is our priority
La, la, la
we're not
listening
You're so negative We follow industry standard practices We have thoroughly investigated and are unconcerned It's probably impractical We have never intentionally weakened our products
We were planning to address vulnerabilities later Let's see
you
design
something
better
security
problem
excuse
BINGO
It doesn't
need to be
very secure
That's just
theoretical
mumbo-jumbo
No
comment
Everybody
does it
this way
We don't
comment
on security
matters
Only really smart people can carry out this attack Our
customers
love
our product
You're being
irresponsible
Our
proprietary
encryption
algorithms
prevent that
[complete silence] We use
cryptography
It's a
feature
our users
want